~ Let the good times roll ~

In the beginning there was a beautiful maiden and a sleepy monster who was cleaning up dog crap. They joined forces and stormed the castle of matrimony. They brought offerings of fluffy blankets and cold hard cash. The future bride looked stunning. The sleepy monster disguised herself as a fake bride with a toilet paper gown. Everyone was fooled. After this, the dynamic duo crossed the train tracks of doom to devour a feast and harvest beans.

The following morn, the sleepy monster put aside her carpet cleaner and picked up her musicality. The beautiful maiden attempted to dance and inspire the world to only create immense amounts of laughter and cheer. They gathered together fellow adventurers to the top of the Hill of Steep Opportunity. They caressed the grass before tumbling down the hill. Lesson learned: avoid rolling pedestrians. They traveled deep into the boreal forest where they ate pizza and rose petals for dessert. At the sight of an approaching swing set, one of their companions could not resist the temptation, planting himself on the glorious throne. It was exhilarating, until he was unexpectedly dethroned. The beautiful maiden was in a state of shock at seeing a speck of blood, the sleepy monster laughed hysterically. Lesson learned: do not go on a rotten swing set.

As the beautiful maiden closed her eyes at the end of the weekend she thought, "I really want to eat some more rose petals." The sleepy monster thought about photosynthesis.

The end.